Type keyword(s) to search

13 alternative Christmas cracker jokes for interiors lovers

Posted on 26 February, 2019 by Mateo
98 out of 100 based on 526 user ratings

We apologise in advance...

HAPPY CHRISTMAS! We’re hope you’re having a wonderful day so far. Fingers crossed the turkey isn’t too dry, your roasties are crispy – not burnt – and your gifts were gratefully received.

Related: The 10 things Christmas hosts are most likely to forget

By our calculations, you should be pulling your Christmas crackers soon – if not right now. In our experience, the jokes inside can sometimes be a bit of a letdown, which inspired us to create one last gift for you – a list of Christmas cracker jokes for interiors lovers.

We hope they’ll give you an extra giggle or two today.

Christmas-cracker-jokes-for-interiors-lovers

Image credit: David Giles

Q. What do you call a moustachioed American detective working in a kitchen showroom?
A. Magnet P.I.

Q. What’s blue and smells like yellow paint?
A. Blue paint.

Q. Have you heard that Macaulay Culkin is remaking two of his most famous films in a candle shop?
A. We can’t wait to see Jo Malone and Jo Malone 2.

Christmas-cracker-jokes-for-interiors-lovers-2

Image credit: Mark Scott

Q. What’s the best way to shop in a German supermarket?
A. Lidl and often.

Q. What did Pinocchio’s mum do when she got too big for his school uniform?
A. She had to Sand-Er-Son.

Q. What’s a double-glazing salesperson’s favourite operating system?
A. Windows.

Q. And what’s their favourite band?
A. The Doors.

Christmas-living-room-decorating-ideas

Image credit: Simon Whitmore

Q. While we’re on the subject, why does a former First Lady have trouble seeing out of her windows?
A. Hillary’s Blind(s).

Q. What do you call a man lying on your doorstep?
A. Matt.

Q. If you’re cold, why should you stand in the corner of a room?
A. Because it’s always around 90 degrees.

Have-a-look-around-this-scandi-minimalist-warehouse-apartment-in-Manchester-chair

Image credit: Katie Lee

Q. I sold my Dyson vacuum cleaner the other day.
A. Why? It was just gathering dust.

Q. What do you do when your old sofa isn’t looking too good?
A. Hope that it re-covers

Q. What do you call a cat that’s really good at building Ikea furniture?
A. An assembly kit

Love Ideal Home? Subscribe and enjoy 43 per cent off – plus an extra 10 per cent off with code XMAS10

Hopefully, at least a few of these have put a smile on your face this Christmas.

Related Pictures of 13 alternative Christmas cracker jokes for interiors lovers

 

Video of 13 alternative Christmas cracker jokes for interiors lovers

Share!

More Images from  13 alternative Christmas cracker jokes for interiors lovers

You May Like Also Home Decor Sign